Our Collection

Dark, moody, and contemplative — just like your thoughts at 3 AM. This candle smells like you've got your life together, even when you absolutely don't. Notes of cedarwood and vanilla combine to create the perfect ambiance for overthinking every life decision you've ever made.

Fresh, clean, and utterly deceptive. Light this candle and suddenly you're the kind of person who does yoga at sunrise and makes avocado toast from scratch. Spoiler: you're not, but your apartment will smell like you are.

Everyone says lavender is calming. We say it's enabling. Light this bad boy and pretend you're not procrastinating on literally everything. With notes of French lavender, chamomile, and denial, it's the perfect companion for avoiding responsibilities in style.

Warm, spicy, and slightly suspicious. This candle smells like fall, feels like a hug, and has the audacity to make you think you can pull off baking from scratch. Cinnamon, clove, and maple create an atmosphere so cozy, you'll forget you have zero chill.

Crisp, refreshing, and deeply in denial. This candle transports you to a peaceful spa where your biggest problem is choosing between a hot stone massage or a facial. Reality check: you're still in your apartment, but at least it smells like you have your life together.

Floral, luxurious, and completely extra. This candle smells expensive because it is. Damask rose, champagne, and gold leaf create an aroma so sophisticated, you'll start wearing sunglasses indoors and using "summer" as a verb. You deserve this level of pretentious.